You’re running through the jungle, regretting the hard drinking and 15 minutes with the wrong local that led to you getting chased by an angry posse back towards the carrier...
You were just walking the dog on what was supposed to be an uneventful morning when some eagle swooped down and lifted Fido into the air. Now you have to...
“Visit grandpa’s farm,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said. But now you have to figure out how to get the new puppy out of grandpa’s old duck pond as...
Sheesh, this is the last wedding you’ll attend where one of the parties was in a frat. Somehow, the groom’s prior bad life decisions have become your problem and you’re...
You’re on the deck, eyeing a fleet of enemy ships desperately trying to get into position to sink you with car-sized explosives and armor-piercing rounds when, suddenly, all around your...
The “Tridents,” Ohio-Class submarines, can stay underwater for weeks before surfacing like an angry Poseidon and leveling enemy forces with either barrages of cruise missiles or a rain of nuclear...
It’s a lot like sitting calmly in a hotel hot tub, sipping a drink, and wondering whether you’re actually going to make it to the convention tomorrow — when, suddenly,...
You’re running through the jungle, regretting the hard drinking and 15 minutes with the wrong local that led to you getting chased by an angry posse back towards the carrier...
You crouch down behind the lip of the dinghy, bouncing along with the rest of the boarding crew toward the target: an oil tanker that has been captured by pirates.Well,...
If only all those packs of desperate survivors in zombie movies knew about Motrin, the miracle drug that fixes everything from broken bones to bullet wounds to blisters.After all, thousands...
