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There they go, a whole horde of dogs yanking along one beleaguered handler, all of them yapping loudly. At your feet, your own fur missile lets out a small, covetous whine. Sure, your beautiful mutt loves you, loves sitting on the shaded sidewalk in front this pizza place on a hot day, and loves lapping down bowls of water.
But he loves one thing even more: chaos. And you didn’t earn this t-shirt for giving your dog second-rate treatment.
You look down, grin, and slowly unclasp the leash. The missile leaps furward, racing ahead of the dog pack, barking twice, and then leading the whole group on a wild chase down the street.
“Oh no... it just got away from me,” you chuckle into your drink.