You’re the heir to a glorious tradition, one which says that the most important step in transitioning between private and noncommissioned officer isn’t rolling up your sleeves and getting dirty...
The commander is looking at you, and you know the promotion waiver might hang in the balance. So, when he repeats the question, “who brought the liquor into the barracks?”...
There is a service alive today who has survived hundreds of years of evolution with little change, little passion, and less logic. It lives to kill, full of mindless drinking...
It’s hard to explain what’s so great about climbing into a cramped, metal box with four other people. But you don’t have to explain it to the other guys who...
It’s obvious, right? Whether it’s crapping into bags, sleeping in the dirt, or carrying your entire life on your back for miles like an aspiring turtle, the infantry life is...
You’re on the deck, eyeing a fleet of enemy ships desperately trying to get into position to sink you with car-sized explosives and armor-piercing rounds when, suddenly, all around your...
Sheesh, this is the last wedding you’ll attend where one of the parties was in a frat. Somehow, the groom’s prior bad life decisions have become your problem and you’re...
Among America’s greatest warriors, it’s the best protection possible.The coveted DD-214: an unassailable shield against bullsh*t of any kind. Grab Copy 4 of your DD-214 and you can do anything....
When he asked you to come with him into port, you hadn’t expected this. Sure, the shady dive bar was standard, but when he yelled, “scram!” and you two flew...
