Sure, Star Wars had the Force and lightsabers or whatever. But admit it, if you could get any Star Wars assistance during a firefight, it would be calling Y-Wings on...
On. The. Move.Specifically, we’re moving to that awesome wrestling tournament in the tent over there so we can both make fun of the costumes and be awed by the displays...
You know how much modeling clay it takes to make a platoon of Marine-sized Gumbies? Way too much. That’s why the Corps just hires all of you and demands that...
It’s the lady-bromance four centuries in the making — because each of these four operators has to be at least a century old.Whether they’re breaking up insurgent networks in the...
Off we go, flying into the wild blue yonder with the U.S. Air Force!!!These guys are, like, so cool. Sure, everyone makes fun of them for being nerds, but they’re...
This shirt celebrates that one military branch. You know the one. They make fun of squids, they love dogs, but they have a bird in their crest. They’re called the......
The U.S. Army brought camels to the Wild West and then accidentally set them loose to wreak havoc on the countryside. It's time you talk about it with your family...
There is a service alive today who has survived hundreds of years of evolution with little change, little passion, and less logic. It lives to kill, full of mindless drinking...
“See Dick observe. See the tanks roll. See Dick observe the tanks. See Dick bracket the tanks and drop rounds directly on the hatches.”“See the tanks burn. See the crews...
