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The Kraken

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There is a service alive today who has survived hundreds of years of evolution with little change, little passion, and less logic. It lives to kill, full of mindless drinking machines, it will attack and devour anything. 

Just when you thought it was safe to join the military, the Pentagon figures out how to cram more sailors into a ship than ever before. You’re still gonna need a bigger boat. 

At least a Kraken attack would relieve the boredom of an eight-month deployment. For a day.