“See Dick observe. See the tanks roll. See Dick observe the tanks. See Dick bracket the tanks and drop rounds directly on the hatches.”“See the tanks burn. See the crews...
You crouch down behind the lip of the dinghy, bouncing along with the rest of the boarding crew toward the target: an oil tanker that has been captured by pirates.Well,...
The shop NCO is passed out, the officer in charge is missing, and the captain is pounding on the door, demanding answers as to why everything is broken and nothing...
Sheesh, this is the last wedding you’ll attend where one of the parties was in a frat. Somehow, the groom’s prior bad life decisions have become your problem and you’re...
It’s said that they exist deep in the forests and other wild places of the earth: veterans, many of them combat vets, who have no facial foliage. Their proud, naked...
Is there anything better than mandatory fun days? All of your best friends in the company, plus all the peeps you only see because of the arbitrary staffing decisions from...
Your stories are so special and unique, all the guys are gonna love how you regale them with your time in boot camp. Because no one had a basic training...
Some people think it’s all about quantity, that you should crank out knifehands as fast as you can form them.But that sort of thinking is what’s wrong with today’s generation....
You know how much modeling clay it takes to make a platoon of Marine-sized Gumbies? Way too much. That’s why the Corps just hires all of you and demands that...
