Is there anything better than mandatory fun days? All of your best friends in the company, plus all the peeps you only see because of the arbitrary staffing decisions from...
The “Tridents,” Ohio-Class submarines, can stay underwater for weeks before surfacing like an angry Poseidon and leveling enemy forces with either barrages of cruise missiles or a rain of nuclear...
Your stories are so special and unique, all the guys are gonna love how you regale them with your time in boot camp. Because no one had a basic training...
It’s a lot like sitting calmly in a hotel hot tub, sipping a drink, and wondering whether you’re actually going to make it to the convention tomorrow — when, suddenly,...
There’s a sports event coming up that some people will be overwhelmingly excited about. They will strip half-naked and paint their torsos in their team’s colors while crying out about...
1776. 13 colonies, one Army, a handful of generals, and thousands of patriots. Huddled masses aligned against the most powerful military force that existed in the world at the time.America...
From petty officers who could bench an anchor to senior chiefs who weigh as much as one, anchors are a staple of Navy culture. They’re also useful or whatever, and...
Screw coffee shops and local libraries, post-9/11 vets know that the best place to enjoy top-tier poetry and literature is in your local “chem-toilet.”From cleverly-worded critiques of the local command...
From Route Irish to the Triangle of Death, it’s hard to think of a part of Iraq that you won’t want to remember.There’s the sand, the rivers of crap, the...