You’re running through the jungle, regretting the hard drinking and 15 minutes with the wrong local that led to you getting chased by an angry posse back towards the carrier...
You were just walking the dog on what was supposed to be an uneventful morning when some eagle swooped down and lifted Fido into the air. Now you have to...
“Visit grandpa’s farm,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said. But now you have to figure out how to get the new puppy out of grandpa’s old duck pond as...
You’re sitting outside a bar in eastern Europe, listening to a friend try to explain to the non-English-speaking bouncer that sure, you could pay a cover charge, but that only...
You’re on the asteroid’s surface, sucking down stale air from your rapidly emptying air tanks with the knowledge that you have to take them out now or the space terrorists...
Space Force shirts are hard to come by. All the other branches have recruiting offices filled with their lousy shirts, but you don’t want their second-rate swag. You want Space...
Sheesh, this is the last wedding you’ll attend where one of the parties was in a frat. Somehow, the groom’s prior bad life decisions have become your problem and you’re...
