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Semper Gumby

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You know how much modeling clay it takes to make a platoon of Marine-sized Gumbies?

Way too much. That’s why the Corps just hires all of you and demands that you stay flexible instead.

So, get beefy, get green, and get a minigun.

Then, stay flexible, because there’s a lot of work to get done and only a little budget to do it with. Want logistics? Should’ve watched Wallace and Gromit. Gumbies make do.